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What did you say? (Author: Unknown)
I just read the funniest quote from Microsoft's corporate lawyer, William Neukom. I found it at:
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"The central point of our position is that when a computer manufacturer licenses Windows, it should install the entire product, just as Ford requires that all its vehicles be sold with Ford engines. This is the only way to guarantee customers a consistent Windows experience," Neukom said.
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What made me laugh is the irony of his statement: I used to drive a Ford Festiva, (Great little car; I never had a single problem with it, even after I slammed it into that tree!) and it had a Mazda engine in it.
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