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Country-Western Songs We Don't Hear Often (Author: Unknown)
I Still Miss Ya Baby, But My Aim's Gittin' Better
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Hart Was Pure
How Can I Miss Ya If You Won't Go Away?
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Bought A Car Frum A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So We're Even
I Keep Furgittin' I Furgot About You
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fite, Cuz I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'm So Miserable Without Ya, It's Like Havin' Ya Here
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
Mama Git a Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Please Bypass This Heart
She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
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