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And it came to pass after these things that God did test Abraham. And he said to him "Abraham!"

And Abraham replied "Here I am."

And He said, " Take your computer, your '286, and install upon it an operating system, a new operating system, Windows 95, which I will show unto you."

And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass. He loaded his computer, his old computer, his '286, on the ass. And he took two of his young men with him and Isaac his son. And he rose up and went to the place where God had told him, there to receive Windows 95.

Then, on the third day, Abraham lifted his eyes and saw Windows 95 from afar. And Abraham said to his young men, "stay here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and load Windows 95 on our '286, and come again to you"

And Abraham took his computer, his old computer, his '286, and laid it on Isaac his son. And they went both of them together. And Isaac spoke to Abraham his father and said, "My father." And he replied, "Here I am, my son." And Isaac said, "Windows 95 requires far more memory than a '286 has. How will it possibly run on our machine?"

And Abraham looked at his son, his only son, whom he loved; and he shook his head slowly, and in perfect faith and with unswerving trust and belief in the Almighty, he said:

"Fear not, Isaac my son . . . . God will provide the RAM."